May 2013
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shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
fefeferi:
when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
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hollyandthesunshine:
You don’t know stress until you’ve tried to buy concert tickets as soon as they go on sale.
at least the internet has 0 calories
edating:
99.9% of the time i will not start the conversation no matter how close we are
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luminescent-love:
youaresogayskarth:
finnickodaired:
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors...
playbunny:
growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend
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woofuckingjiho:
if the animes can wear the same clothes for 43 episodes in a row then why can’t i
sorryforpartybarackin:
i feel like everyone has at least one friend whose mom you like better than your actual friend
seekingvakarian:
this week on tumblr:
yahoo buying tumblr
“bitch I might be”
POKEMON FUSION
internetexplorers:
simba went through an awkward adolescent stage too
gayn:
i dont think i’ll ever get over the fact that i’ll never know what its like to have a boner
circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
theselener:
i have the attention span of a
howtobeafuckinglady:
people who pride themselves on being “classy” r usually lame boring and can’t suck dick
partickstump:
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
canadumb:
being a teenager was the worst choice i ever made
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
wow. it’s hard to believe that the number on the back of every sports jersey is the amount of people each player has murdered
allthefandomfeelings:
chesnips:
maahamburger:
you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it
would you like a better deal on your car insurance
oh baby lower my rates
sexhaver:
boredlord:
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
sallyjacksoning:
there was a drug search at our school today and they busted at least seven people
at a middle school
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
ejacutastic:
“actually guys usually prefer girls this way”
WELL MAYBE
JUST MAYBE
EVERYTHING ISN’T ABOUT WHAT GUYS WANT
U EVER THINK OF THAT
solveanyproblemwithpotatoes:
quirkybrittany:
snadwich:
16 and eggplant
you mean pregnant?
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queefito:
if im not ur only friend we have a problem
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
shibbins:
we are all gods shitty ocs
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stolenpandorica:
It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic
coolscar:
in missouri we dont say i love you we just dont say anything because theres nothing in missouri. not even people. missouri isnt a real place
mememaster:
freddybenson:
icarly, youcarly, uscarly, wecarly
He/sheCarly, Carlology the study of Carly
saderidan:
When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from
